homestuckkids sent:

JADE: hey mister coolstache why is it you dont like kids??? <:?

It’s not that I don’t like kids.

I’m just always wound up in trouble when I’m around them.

Take Xigbar for example.

He’s frowned upon for actions that he claims he doesn’t know about or have done.

I, on the other hand, would much rather be in a place

where I know

that I won’t be bothered

by the likes of NAMINE.